You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!
that I always find entertaining is the different ways people in Virginia find to hide the fact that our state flag has a woman’s breast showing on it. Usually her toga is shown as going higher than it really should, and I’ve seen a few where they actually make her a man.
This gem is from the Virginia general district court information site (which I have to visit multiple times daily for my job):
"It says ‘in god we trust’ on our money. It says ‘in god we trust’ above the judges bench in a court room. In a court of law, where you have to put your hand on a bible, the christian bible. It’s not my bible. I mean, if I tell the truth it’s because I tell the truth. Not because I put my hand on a book and made a wish. That’s fucking crazy" (x)