"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
i’m prone to deep sighs but only cuz my body needs a lil more air sometimes but people always assume i’m annoyed or stressed or sad or something nah just oxigenating me blood
I do this a lot. A LOT.
Anonymous said: Does fucking nancy have any thoughts about the economy